Meet An Inmate

Tired of the bar scene? Internet dating getting you down? Then Meet An inmate is for you! Choose from thousands of attractive young bachelors who may have killed a guy and find your one true love today! Here are some excerpts from some of our exciting inmates waiting to hear from YOU!

Tony, 27

"Yeah I like long walks of the beach, fine dining, painting, and wearing your skin."

Sam, 31

"Evening ladies and thank you for your interest. I enjoy picnics, hiking, cuddling on cold nights, and women with hands that preserve well in formaldehyde. Call me!"

Okay so this was a pretty ballsy move on my part. But ya gotta admit: this is how breakouts start and stupidity ends (with a blunt object to the head). Either way, if you're tired of all the technology and feel like putting snail mail back in business, or are just bored out of your mind, writing to an inmate who really likes yer feets could be the way to go.

Go to Meet An Inmate.